Now, at theĪge of 90 she has amazed her fellow golfers by hitting a hole in one. Mary Tattersall was 88 years old when she first took up golf. Ninety-year-old West Yorkshire Woman Hits Hole-in-one If you have done these simple tasks, you may proceed. Looked through the clubhouse window directly at the person with the microphone and shouted back', Would the person in the clubhouse kindly stop shouting and let me play my second shot' Ladies Tea? I simply ignored the request and kept concentrating, when once more, the man yelled', Would the man on the woman's tee back up to the men's tee, PLEASE.' Again the announcement rang out louder', Would the MAN on the WOMEN'S tee kindly back up to the men's tee.' I was still deep in my routine, seemingly impervious to the interruption. 'WOULD THE GENTLEMAN ON THE WOMAN'S TEE BACK UP TO THE Robert thought it over very carefully and responded', I think I'll close my stance a little bit, tighten my grip and lower my right thumb.' Will's Favourite Golf StoryĬrookhorn municipal golf course in England, and I was beginning my pre-shot routine, visualising my upcoming shot, when a voice came over the clubhouse tannoy: The fire in time and the building burned down. The car driver lost control and crashed into six other cars and a fire engine. Gravely', Your golf ball flew out onto the main road and crashed through the windscreen of a BMW. 'Did you happen to slice your ball so that it went over the trees and out of bounds and completely off the golf course?' 'Well, where do you want me to start, Ralph?' Came her quickĪfter a particularly bad round of golf, Robert decided not to go to the nineteenth hole and startedĪs he was walking to the golf car park to get his Range Rover, a policeman stopped him and asked', Did you tee off on the seventeenth hole about twenty minutes ago?' 'You know,' smarmed Ralph, 'the other members are all afraid to play me.
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